I’m only 6’2″, maybe 6’3″ if I don’t slouch, and trimming my toe nails is a pain in the butt. Sometimes I wonder how these 7 footers cut their nails. Do you think they have so much money they can pay people to do that? I think if another person tried to cut my toenails, I would find it too ticklish. That’s just what I need, to have someone cut my toe or take my heel to their jaw. Anyway, the fantasy world (and real basketball world) was abuzz with the matchup between LeBron James and Kevin Durant. James finished with 39 points (4-8 from behind the arc), 12 rebounds, 7 assists, and 2 steals, while Durant reached 40 points (1-5 from deep), 8 rebounds, 4 assists, 1 steal and 3 blocks. I’m curious, who do you think had the better game? Besides the viewers, who got to watch this great performance (while everyone else was with their valentine, d’oh!). In my mind, James still gets the edge, both for last night and for the rest of the season. Updated R.O.S. rankings shall be forthcoming, and if they don’t, it’s because you touch yourself at night.
Earl Clark – He scored 4 points on a disappointing 2 for 10 shooting, but he did manage 7 rebounds, 3 assists, and 3 steals. I like this guy, he is okay, we can throw the football around and be friends.
Antawn Jamison – Heartbreak Hotel had a decent game thanks to 17 points (1-3 from downtown), 4 rebounds and an assist. I’ve decided to call him Heartbreak Hotel because expectations never lead to reality with him, and you just want to jump out of a hotel window.
Chauncey Billups – In only 16 minutes, he scored 21 points with 3 boards, 3 dimes and 4 steals. Interesting… In back to back games, he averaged 20 points, 2 rebounds, 3 assists and 2 steals. As a starter, too. I’d say he’s probably worth stashing, yeah? Yeah!
Dwyane Wade – He only mustered 13 points, but he brought the mustard with 5 rebounds, 8 assists, 3 steals and a block. Did you know he’s averaging 1 1/2 blocks per game in February? If you didn’t, now you do. And you can’t unlearn that!