The Razzball Elite League has it’s first champion! And not to spoil who won the inaugural year, but I think a certain Razzball staff member might finally be able to shave! Congratulations to Slim for winning the REL league and keeping some respect for our staff players in the league. Pete Nice had injuries and I had awfulness! Tough hurtles to overcome in 20-teamers. So without any more ado, Slim and his opponent weigh in on their thoughts of the season and the championship battle:Please, blog, may I have some more?
The regular season hath ended! The final regular season standings are below in our inaugural Razzball Elite league with one Razzball staffer making the postseason. We’re hitting .333! Dammit, everyone is shifting over to baseball… The office is eagerly cheering on Slim to keep the title within our cubicle walls. Maybe Grey will give us corner offices if we get this one! But probably not… The playoff schedule is below with reactions from Slim and I and happy dynasty-ing-ing-ing this year!Please, blog, may I have some more?
With week 19 wrapping up in the Razzball Elite league, that means it’s it! Fin! One week left of the regular season. Wait, that means it’s not done then… Well it is for me! Hah, it has been for a while, I’m a week early with this intro! Only one matchup remains in the regular season to finally round out our six playoff contenders. Slim’s squad has been dirty for a while (I was ahead of him about a third of the way through!), and just put the icing on a 9-0 cake. I think it’s the only 9-0 win all season! Reactions from a few owners below, including Slim who can now walk around his native Outback as a fearless domineering warrior:Please, blog, may I have some more?
The conclusion of Week 18 in the Razzball Elite league has Kap’s Team still in the lead, gaining a few games on second place. Making it a runaway! I finally got a deal done to shore up my long-term hopes, which is why dynasties are good for the optimist in everyone. ”I may lose this year, but I’m just making myself better for the next!” Man, I feel like Matthew McConaughey’s Oscar speech now… Reactions from owners below as we gear up for the final two weeks:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Week 17 in the Razzball Elite league has wrapped up, with Kap’s Team continuing his reign of terror over us dynasty-ers. A very hard-fought 5-3-1 against Razzball’s Slim keep him ahead while hurting Slim’s playoff aspiration. Slim thinks his playoff hopes are… slim. But they’re not! By great Slim’s beard, you can do it! Record for most Slim name drops in an article open. Slim, Slim, Slim! Reactions from owners below (including Slim!) as we gear up for the week:Please, blog, may I have some more?
A shortened week 16 has concluded in our Razzball Elite league, and with a huge 8-1 win, Kap’s Team has taken over first place. He sure Nashed them Potatoes! For yours truly, a brutal loss that led to some ranting on the Yahoo smack board. My gears were grinded! My Potato was a stupid baked one and not garlic Nashed! 4 weeks remain in the regular season as teams jostle for the 6 playoff spots, including Slim sliding into 6th with a huge week. Go get em Slim! Keep the championship in the Razzball family! Reactions from Slim and I below as we gear up for the week:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Week 15 has concluded in our Razzball Elite league, and with another winning week, The Nature Boy has retaken sole possession of first place. Unfortunately for teams on the outside looking in (and by outside, I’m further outside than Hawaii is from the Continental US) the rich got richer and poor got poorer. Despite a tough win for my squad against a playoff team, only one other team in the bottom half of the league mustered more than 3 points. This league has no middle class! I blame Heathcare.Mozgov. A lot of teams were able to weigh in this week as we are only 5 weeks out from whittling 20 to the playoff 6:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Week 14 has wrapped up in our Razzball Elite league, and we’ve finally got a shake-up atop the standings. Feeling a lot less nature-y this past week with a 4-5 loss to Scurry to the Left, The Nature Boy is now tied for first with Kap’s Team. But even more exciting was my first huge win! No hangover from the beard ride Slim gave me last week… We shouldn’t have made “didgeri-don’t” the safe word! Only six weeks of the regular season remain, so it’s crunch time for the teams out of the top 6. Read more below from owners that chimed in on their squads as we recap week 14:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Week 13 has wrapped up in our Razzball Elite league, with The Nature Boy treating the rest of the league like his home state of North Carolina! ”Don’t even care!” Seriously Ric Flair, you had to go pump up the 49ers instead!? I’m with Steve Smith – bridge is burned! Oh wait, this is fantasy basketball, we’ve still got a pretty big separation from the top 6 teams and the field, but Slim is surging and has a nasty team. He just treated my team last week like they were a bunch of Generals to his Globetrotters… But more below from owners that weighed in on their squads as we recap week 13:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Week 12 has wrapped up in our Razzball Elite league, with The Nature Boy continuing his reign of terror over us dynasty-ers. Dynasters? Dynastians? Kardashians! The Razzball brass have all clustered in the middle of the rankings, with the devastatingly injured Pete Nice squad slipping, Slim surging, and me settling. Eh, best “s” word I could think of for staying in the same spot… ”Sabre! It began with a bloody ‘s’!” Recaps from owners are below as we head into week 13:Please, blog, may I have some more?