Wise man once said, “if nobody talks about a fantasy league, it no longer exists…?” Well, I certainly wish that was the case for the REL league! But alas, even if it’s a little late for this glorious Monday, we take a look back to our Razzball Elite League with our first place dominating Martyball – IFBL putting up the immaculate 9-0 victory. An unstoppable run! Here’s how the rest of week 12 went down in the REL:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Drama drama drama! Another big trade with Stephen Curry getting moved AGAIN put the league in a furor, with it the talk of the town. The REL water cooler at the REL office had all sorts of rumors going around. “Is it fair?” “Which team wins?” “Is Slim’s beard from taking too many beaver tranquilizers?!” In the end, both teams felt like winners, it was a joyous week with hoards of FAAB adds, everyone is happy… well, everyone except for me and my luck and scrubby team. Here’s how the rest of week 11 went down in the REL:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Martyball still illin’! A 6-3 win keeps him 6.5 games ahead of the pack, but Slim had a monster 9-0 win to vault him into 4th. Reppin’ Razzball well! Unlike me… Built for the future! I could us a Back to the Future right now… Another week with some big FAAB bidding and the playoff seeding looking like a 7-team race for 6 spots – here’s how week 10 went down:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Christmas was brutal for me in the REL League in year 2, but brought sugarplums and more class warfare to the top of the league, as teams 1-7 had winnings weeks. We’re still catching up with Martyball, but they only mustered a 5-4 win against Like A Josh – IFBL and showing some cracks in the armor. Week 13 is circled my man! Here’s how the rest of the REL went down in Week 9:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Those juggernauts at Martyball are swingin’ around their martyballs like they’re the back of an F350 in the South! Another crushing 7-2 win that, well, smoked the Cigar Smoking Monkey. With an unreal record of 55-15-2, they’re really running away with it. Not until I win 9-0 in week 13! It was a busy week on the wire, as we head into the ninth week and near the halfway mark of the regular season. Here’s how the rest of week 8 went down in the REL:Please, blog, may I have some more?
The rich get richer, and the burning gets… burnier? The REL clearly has a front-running juggernaut, as Martyball – IFBL notched an 8-1 win against Curry burns my ass!! to widen their dominance to 6.5 games ahead of the field. All while only making one waiver add this season! “Set it, and forget it!” Depth is the name of the game in the REL, and snipping 12 of his 17 players would probably be a contending 12-team fantasy squad. [editor’s note, I didn’t even read Curry’s synopsis before the intro! Pretty funny.] So we tip our caps to you, but I’ll be ready for ya week 13 when I face ya, Marty! Please be back Rubio, pleeeaaaasssseeeeeee! Here’s how the rest of week 7 went down in the REL:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Well, the rapscallions at Martyball – IFBL continue to murder the league, with an 8-1 win against The Nature Boy to move into an even more commanding 1st place position. Blessed with a team with all steady roles, the kicker is this run from Amar’e Stoudemire. What in the…?! But this might be Martyball’s last blaze of glory, relying on a lot of veterans. What these deep dynasties are all about! Managing success vs. youth, and for me to rant – which luckily some other REL guys did as well! Here’s how the rest of week 6 went down in the REL:Please, blog, may I have some more?
With a 7-2 win this past week against our own Pete Nice, Martyball has surged into the #1 spot of the REL. With a team full of producers with little extra fat, he’s got the driver’s seat, the catbird perch, the eye of the beholder on the REL leaderboard. I think I made some of those sayings up… It was another big week in the REL, as the top 5 continue to get stronger, with a huge gap to #6. Classist league! I thought we were done with the caste system… Here’s how everyone is thinking about their teams, and good luck to your deep dynasties!Please, blog, may I have some more?
Well, the rich get richer and the poor certainly got poorer last week, except for the case of my team as I faced an absolutely buzzsaw in Breaking Batum. Curry burns my ass!! is still burning through the league with another 6-3 win, as 8 of the top 9 teams won by at least 6-3 except my 2-7 loss. Sucks to play a hot team at the wrong time! Also sucks to see most of the other top teams all play bottom-of-the-standings teams… It was another week with a heavy dose of FAAB bidding, so here’s how everything went down in week 4 of the REL:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Another week, and a new leader atop the REL, new owner Curry burns my ass!! You may think a 20-team dynasty would be fraught with peril for new owners taking over an underdeveloped team, but Curry has given his team a boob job and a facelift and is back on the prowl! Somebody tell Grey there’s a cougar loose…
The REL is the epitome of a class structure with the solid teams up top, 10th place an even .500, and the bottom 6 teams have only made 3 moves. C’mon guys down there, start a Snowpiercer revolt and come get us! Don’t be a shoe! Here’s what else went down in the REL for week 3:Please, blog, may I have some more?