The Razzball Community, like a single barrel scotch, is bold and strong. And like a single barrel scotch in the bloodstream of a Las Vegas stripper, we like to spread our butt cheeks and then drive while intoxicated. Wait, what? Anyway, the Razz-comm (<- term that won’t catch on) enjoy nothing more than to match wits and skills with each other in the fantasy arena (there may be things we enjoy more, but we’ll leave that to the philosophers). The season has come to a close, those of you who weren’t sure if J.R. Smith was for real can finally put that question to rest, and our RCL winners have emerged, basking in the glow of victory. “I remember when I was alive, I lived for the taste of success! So says I, the ghost of Dolph Schayes!” Damn you, Dolph, you aren’t dead yet! “Mayhaps, but your career is!” Moving on…Please, blog, may I have some more?
The Razzball Commenter League is the most exciting fantasy basketball competition in all of eastern Europe and parts of Asia. It’s been a while since we’ve checked in, so let’s cut the bull feces and dive in with our boots on (all league names transcribed as displayed):
Ain’t No Sushine When It Rains – Slippery Squirrels leads the pack with 72 points, although Bringin back Seattle is only 4 points back. Fun(?) fact: SS is also the overall leader of the Razzball Commenter Leagues. The most recent trade was a while ago, but it involved We Be Wall’n sending Jrue Holiday, Luol Deng and Joakim Noah to Motorboaters for Dwyane Wade and Marc Gasol. Although I’d rather have the Wade/Gasol side, the trade was fair to both sides. Good game, boys.Please, blog, may I have some more?
People love dates that you can write consecutively. How many people were married on October 10, 2010? Exactly. To commemorate today, I defecated at 12:12 p.m. (EST). I know you can’t really share that moment with me, so how about we check in with the Razzball Commenter Leagues?Please, blog, may I have some more?
Before I get into draft stuff, I wanted to give everyone a head’s up that Steve Nash has a boo-boo and is likely to miss four or so weeks. More news as it develops. Now on to draft stuff…
Due to some last minute procrastinators (I can relate!), I ended up commishing two of the Razzball Commenter Leagues, both of which drafted last week.Please, blog, may I have some more?
A reader stepped up to open up another league for the Razzball Commenter League, so for those of you who were just waiting, and waiting, and waiting for an opportunity, one has arisen:
Ain’t No Sushine When It Rains, League ID: 148099, Live Draft Friday, November 2, 2012 at 9:00 PM (EST)Please, blog, may I have some more?
On Sunday night, I participated in two live snake drafts for keeper leagues, both of which are Head to Head scoring. The Hurricane was pretty devastating to a lot of people in the eastern Atlantic states, so obviously fantasy sports takes a back seat to that.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Our last minute league filled up pretty fast, and if there is still interest out there, we can do one more draft tomorrow afternoon. Leave a comment if you’re interested, and if we get at least a few comments, we’ll open up another league.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Itching for one more draft? Bored waiting for the hurricane?! SIGN UP. League: The Unibrow. League ID# 135315 Password: razzball
The draft will be at 9 PM TONIGHT. You got nothing better to do, trust me.
The league is full – ed.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Just a quick little update to let you know our Razzball Commenter League is filling up faster than a Taco Bell toilet. Two of our three leagues are full, and the third is one person away. If you would like to be a commissioner, don’t be shy, step up and join the fun.Please, blog, may I have some more?
You have a family. You have friends, colleagues, lovers. Yet when it comes to home, you don’t go to those people. You come here. Welcome home, grab a chair and join a Razzball Commenter League. While ESPN is the worldwide leader in sports-related stuff and junk, we aren’t using them.Please, blog, may I have some more?