Take a dozen games, a trade deadline and great seats to the Heat-Bulls game and what do you get? Really, peanut butter cookies? How did you get that using those ingredients? That seems impossible. What you should have gotten had you mixed it properly was one superduper tired blogger who’s going to have an update later this morning.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Hey! Yeah, you. No, not you. The guy reading this over your shoulder with the “Over 40 & Feelin’ Foxy” t-shirt on. Yeah, you. You seem like the kind of cat who might enjoy a free $100 Friday night winning spree.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Your remaining moments are fleeting to get in on the Friday night $100 prize contest held by Razzball sponsor Daily Joust. It’s free to enter. Free to poke around. Free to build a one-night only fantasy team with a chance at a payout big enough to buy you all the steak you can eat (assuming you can’t eat more than $100 worth of steak).Please, blog, may I have some more?
Let’s take a momentary break from fake basketball to focus a bit on Razzball’s real basketball predictions for the 2011 season. I’m of two minds about making preseason predictions about the league on a grand scale. If I’m wrong, I’ve voluntarily published my wrongness for anyone to see.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Wait! Before you name your fantasy basketball team the “Lob City Clippers*,” just know that I’ve already seen three fantasy owners name their team this and it’s only been 48 hours since Blake Griffin said it! Fantasy team names are like pet’s names: To hell with respectable, the goal is to hit on something funny.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Remember when Han Solo was thawed from the carbonite freeze? Or when Cameron dropped the shocked-coma act in “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off?” Or how ’bout when R.P. McMurphy pretended to have been labotomized all to hell (before actually being lobotomized all to hell?) in Cuckoo’s Nest.Please, blog, may I have some more?
All right, look. Anyone who’s read or viewed One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest has their own opinion on R.P. McMurphy’s true mental state. Was he nuts or was he just violent and sly? Doesn’t matter. He was imperfect. We can all agree.Please, blog, may I have some more?
We’re down to the final four days before shizz gets real. Click to embiggen and try not to throw stuff at your computer screen in frustration.Please, blog, may I have some more?
As the Lockout talks yielded fewer results than I would have liked over the weekend – and because it’s more painful to look toward the future on a day NBA training camps would normally be starting than to write about the past – I’ve instead begun preparing for a Razzball season filled with vintage fantasy basketball circa 1990.Please, blog, may I have some more?