Imagine Woody Allen arriving on-stage at the Academy Awards (“Zoinks, he never comes to these award shows! What a get!”) three minutes past the time the broadcast was scheduled to end to present the final award for Best Sound Effects Editing to “G.I.Please, blog, may I have some more?
There are some foods that would really benefit from being cut and sliced like pizza. Take hamburgers, for example. Nicer places will slice them in two for you, but the bigger those things get, the more they need to be fractioned.Please, blog, may I have some more?
The upcoming season hasn’t begun yet. Really, it’s still a glimmer in your eye, a good idea, a bottle of Boone’s Farm and a basement futon away from fruition. What you do with fruit and futons is your own business, unless it involves keepers.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Pop quiz! Would you rather have a player that averages 25 points a game but only plays 55 games in the season or a player that averages 17 points and plays a full season? Put your calculator away. And no, you may not go to the bathroom real quick.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Don’t let anyone tell you that champions aren’t made in the final rounds of fantasy basketball drafts. They are. If anyone tells you that, send ‘em my way. I’ll be sure to sternly hold my index finger in front of their face as soon as they start talking.Please, blog, may I have some more?