On Wednesday, I took a look at my phone and saw a text message from my friend, Tim, about the Knicks. Our exchange went a little something (exactly) like this:

Rasheed Wallace? What the [censored]”
“We got him?”
“From retirement!”

Yes, Wallace came out of a two year retirement to play with Mike Woodson’s New York Knickerbockers.

Please, blog, may I have some more?

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Yarr, ahoy, mateys. September 19th is talk like a pirate day, and I will shiver ye timbers with more  2012-2013 fantasy basketball rankings. Today we be lookin’ at tha shootin’ guard. Reminds me of the time I shot a man for stealing me rum, or maybe I’m just remembering the time I drank too much rum and shot my urine all over the sidewalk.

Please, blog, may I have some more?