It’s hard to maintain perspective when it comes to rookies. It’s not in most people’s nature to imagine what it would be like for that player to suck. How does one imagine sucking? Sitting on the bench? Turning the ball over?Please, blog, may I have some more?
It’s been over a year since LeBron James strapped on his giant testicle-kicking boot and whomped every last Clevelander in the plums before heading to America’s wang. We were all so naive then. So young, with such supple, non-saggy breasts. The Cavs are certainly older now, droopier.Please, blog, may I have some more?
It’s both bizarre and oddly thrilling how little is known about Enes Kanter. Usually, two months into his tenure as a drafted NBA player, we’ve learned as much as we can possibly think of about these guys. We’re more curious about fresh hoops meat than anyone we know in actual reality.Please, blog, may I have some more?
When my computer freezes, I yank out the power cord from the electrical socket. TV goes on the fritz? I whack it a few times. Freezer breaks? Eff it – I just turn it into a closet exclusively used for pants!Please, blog, may I have some more?
We’ve all seen it happen in movies – usually romantic comedies or melodramas where someone has a disease that’s slowly killing them (or perhaps romantic comedies involving terminal diseases, but those are less common) – where the male lead finds himself in a situation in which he needs to woo the female lead in some embarrassing public setting – usually involving old people on a tour or some form of walkabout.Please, blog, may I have some more?