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I know Toney Douglas and his nine threes deserves to kickoff today’s daily notes, but sometime early in the fourth quarter of the Bulls-Nets game, today’s headline came to me and I jumped on it. I’m not sure you guys realize a) how few things sound like Douglas or b) how difficult it is to come up with terrible puns five days a week. It’s a challenge. Also a challenge? Boxing out Omer Asik apparently. The reserve Turk (always good to have one in reserve) grabbed a career-high 16 boards, blocked two shots and earned his first NBA double-double after sinking 11 points. Yeah, but Adam, Asik isn’t a viable fantasy option, why waste time talking about him? Okay, Sgt. SmartyPants, go pick up Toney Douglas and then come back when you’re ready to share in a brief congratulatory note on a scrappy Turk not named Hedo (I would never give Hedo a congratulatory note). I’ll wait. We’ll all wait. Don’t mind us, you go ahead. /crosses arms, taps foot, tweets: “OMGZ, Can’t believe Asik’s blurb is being so rudely interrupted! #omer4life,” eats an entire roasted turkey in 30 seconds (prove it didn’t happen!), waves hello to neighbor – Oprah, then returns to see if you’re done picking up Toney Douglas.\ Oh, you’re back. How’d it go? He was already taken, huh? Well, great. All of this was well worth it then. I don’t even feel like talking about Asik anymore. Kurt Thomas got into foul trouble and forced Omer into a situation in which he played extensive minutes. Won’t happen often and even if it did, he’s solid, but not reliably productive. Way to ruin my good mood.

Let’s move on to other fantasy basketball news:

Kris Humphries -Last night, he went 13/16, with five blocks. Let us step back a moment and ponder Hump’s season so far. He started as the probable reserve for top rookie draft pick Derrick Favors and big offseason acquisition Troy Murphy. Murphy was hurt, Favors wasn’t ready and *boom* a double-double machine was born. Then he started dating Kim Kardashian. She’s not the first Kardashian sister to hop aboard the NBA gravy train, but she’s definitely the hottest. Somewhere Lamar Odom is wondering what might have been if he’d just waited out Reggie Bush a year longer. Seriously, being a reserve big on the New Jersey Nets and Forrest Gumping your way into Kim Kardashian (hehe. He said “into.” He did. He said it!) while a star Laker has to settle for Khloe is like aiming for Carmelo Anthony all season and bumbling your way to Deron Williams. Which is a nice segue into part three of Humphries’ fantastic ride: the part where the Nets aimed to land Carmelo Anthony all season and landed the second-best point guard in the league for much less instead. Why’s that good for Humphries? Because he’s averaging 16/16 and 2.5 blocks this month – something he wouldn’t have done with Devin Harris or Carmelo Anthony. Seriously, you guys. Great season. As long as Avery Johnson is the coach of the Nets, I doubt Humphries will make my top 70 next season. Also, speaking of Deron … here comes a big ol’ bucket o’yuck!

Deron Williams – … In honor of St. Paddy’s Day, I typed bucket o’yuck, which is gaelic for “bucket of yuck.” Anyway, D’Will shot 1-for-12 from the floor with 11 assists and one big hiswristisnotfine.

Sasha Vujacic – Sank 13 points to go along with five boards. Not bad. He usually goes in mini streaks, just enough for you to take notice after his second solid game, roster him, play him, watch him sink 15 points with two threes and a steal, play him a game later where he plays 10 minutes and does nothing, so you give him one more game, where he also does nothing. Then you drop him, having paid the price of two terrible games for one mediocre one, just to watch him score 19 one game later. It’ll happen again. Wanna know how I can be so sure? ‘Cause the Machine played poorly the two games before this one and faces the Bucks, Wiz, Pacers and Cavs next. You watch. Good things are coming for the Machine, followed by bad things for anyone rostering the Machine.

Baron Davis – After missing the last eight days, Boom Dizzle returned. I didn’t actually watch any of this, but I knew he returned nevertheless after I checked the score and saw the Blazers up by 22 in the first quarter. I thought to myself at that exact moment, “Yup, Dizzle’s back!” Speaking of backs, Davis’ was spasm-ing so he left early. So there’s that.

Mike Conley - Ended with a supersolid 16/4/6 line. It occurred to me watching this game last night that it would take Conley averaging 22/4/9 this year for me to draft him in the round his value will dictate he gets drafted. I’m not saying I won’t rank him accurately come the preseason, I’m just saying, I can almost guarantee I’ll run into him sometime around the sixth or seventh round and I know I won’t grab him. Incidentally, the exact opposite is true for me every season with Odom. I never want him on my team because he goes through such wicked ebbs and flows. Yet there he is, every damn season, awaiting me in the eighth round. And there I am screaming to myself, “You have to take Lamar Odom in the eighth round. He’s got top 30 upside and Bynum can’t stay healthy!” And every December I’m glad I have him and every February I can’t trade him away even if I package him with a month’s supply of jerky and tickets to Gaga.

Shane Battier – 11/5/3, with a three. He’s owned in five times more fantasy leagues than Shawne Williams despite Williams having the far superior statistical month.

Shawne Williams – 9/6/1, with a steal and two threes. If it were Battier, you’d have rostered him a week ago. It’s the playoffs, every stats counts.

Toney Douglas – Okay, go back and check to see if Douglas is available in your league yet. It’s been, like, two minutes. Okay, nine minutes. I didn’t realize how slow you read. Go check again. He scored 29 points in 31 minutes, after all. He’s been a decent reserve all season for deep leagues, last night’s performance certainly doesn’t hurt that. Then again, he’s not suddenly way better than he was five days ago either.

  1. so would you start jameer over deron? I’m inclined to think it was just a shitty game and he’s still probably a better start than jameer. also for the big guys choose four: Nene, tyson, serge, blowpez, tyler, dejuan. I could also play both jameer and deron if i choose only 3 of those big guys, but assists is the one cat i’m thinking about punting so I’m not too concerned with em. Right now my lineup has Dwill starting, then blowpez, nene, tyson, and serge.

  2. Adam

    Adam says:
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    @Jeremy: Deron’s wrist has clearly hindered his shot, but his assists are still solid. Hen again, if you’rempunting assists, why not just play all your bigs? I’d still stick with Deron if you mis play a PG.

    Also, go Nene, Serge, Bropez, Tyson, Hansbrough, and Blair in that order.

  3. jeremy says:
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    @Adam: yeah i gotta play a pg, thanks for the help. let’s hope for another big night out of my boy salmons too.

  4. Quintero says:
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    @Adam: I think you are onto something mixing pop culture and fantasy balling. Great post.

  5. Lou says:
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    9 cat h2h. need points and 3’s. punting % and just going for the numbers. i’m probably going to sit Noah for Frye (if he plays); i have rebounds and blks locked up. But do i use Harden or SJax tonight? they play each other @ OKC. Normally this is a no brainer but lately, not so much.

  6. Adam

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    @jeremy: Not sure yu saw my response over on yesterday’s post, but why – if you’re still close on assists – are you punting assists? Why not play both Deron and Jameer and sit Tyson?

    @Quintero: I’m certainly not the first to mix hoops and pop culture, but if you’re into it, I’m jazzed.

    @Lou: Yeah, you’re right. This is an oddly tough call. I’d go with Harden. Getting 12/4/4, with 3 blks+stl+3ptm is a fairly guaranteed proposition. That same line with Jackson is considerably less guaranteed.

  7. is frye playing tonight? as much as they are playing the warriors, i’m inclined to sit him another game…
    next dilemma, trying to manage games… anyone i should sit for tonight?
    jkidd/dirk (sa)
    harden/ibaka (cha)
    jrich (den)
    brand(sac)
    horford(mia)
    chase(bos)
    rondo(hou)
    ghend(okc)

    i’m leaning towards sitting the cold henderson… your thoughts?

  8. Lou says:
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    on a side note: would you sit dwill or dja if you weren’t very concerned about assists? sjax would replace either in the utility. again points and 3’s are my priority

  9. @Adam: ha yeah i saw it, good stuff, it’s tough to go against a string of 20+ games (in reference to hansborough over jsalms).

    The guy I’m going against has westbrook, lowry, curry, holliday, and ginobli’s a solid ast getter. my top ast guys would dwill, then jameer, then salmons i guess. In a 2 week playoff matchup i just feel like i should be playin the lead rather than gettin greedy.

  10. Adam

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    @hakasan: It doesn’t appear as if he will. Even still, I’d keep him on your bench until he shows you something. Otherwise, O’d Ben h Richardson, or Budinger.

    @Lou: I’d bench Williams. Nelson’s always good for threes.

  11. man tyler goin wild on my bench. this guy might be a must start all the time

  12. Fletch says:
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    @Adam: Should I dump S. Samuels for Booker for the stretch run?

  13. Adam

    Adam says:
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    @Jeremy: Yeah. He’s averaging, like, 25+ in his last six. That sounds like a must-start to me.

    @Fletch: Meh. They’ll both be on and off on any given night. Booker has played slightly better, but Blatche will dig into his time at some point before the end of the season. If possible, trade up Booker for now and switch to Samuels later.

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