We’re back, RCLlers, with another update in the best fan leagues around! So yesterday, I ate an obscene amount of food, and the only other time recently I’ve felt this awful the next day (after being an absolute fatty), was when I did the 15-16 eating challenge! Yes, Nick is Razzy, the challenge has been completed, we’re just in post-production. Which isn’t a euphemism for digestion, FYI! So keep a lookout for that video to be out soon.
For our current season, everyone is now allowed to throw garbage at Slim and I! We’ve been unable to curtail the epic year thus far from Big Baby’s Lovechild in our JB vs. Slim league, who has moved to 93-41-1 good for 187 RCL points. Stupid Glen Davis Jr., go back to being a middling role player! Hopefully we can squash this egregious outrage and disallow someone from one of our leagues from winning this thing!
Check out how your teams stacked up after weeks 14-15 in the 2016-17 RCL Master Standings Table table, and here’s some notable takeaways from the past two regular season weeks across our 23 RCL Leagues:
JB vs. Slim Year 3 – Our leader lies in the fiercely noncompetitive JB vs. Slim league… We’re all a buncha chumps! 93-41-1 for Big Baby’s Lovechild, good for a 1.5 game lead over the RCL field. Off 8-1 then 7-2 wins, wouldn’t ya know that I’d face the red hot Baby this week. My crappy team better show up!
WE-GOT-A-TROPHY! – We got a 2nd place team right here, that’s what we got! After dabbling in the lead, The Doc is In… is in… 2nd overall place. Hopefully Scott isn’t a doctor of grammar, that’s for sure! Antman had a rough 4-5 loss two weeks ago, but got it back together last week with a 6-3 W. Is Antman a doctor?! I’m not sure about the connection…
EmasculatingThroatLozenges RCL – Our favorite cold medicine league is playing some cold fantasy hoops right now, that’s for sure! Brad’s Awkward Team continues their lozenge-fueled assault, winning 8-1 last week and moving to 91-43-1 and 183 RCL points, 1 point outta second. Someone needs to quell this lozenge barrage!
JB’s RCL 3: “RCL Harder” – And what Razzball post from me would be complete without me talking all about my teams?! At least I have a decent contender in the Harder league going, with a nice and erect 83-52-0 record, good for 166 RCL points. Only 21 back! Hey, miracles can happen, right Pats fans?! Although, I was talking to Peter Kap today, and it really wasn’t that surprising to see the dumb Pats win… Hope I can make a strong finish!
I wanna hear from YOU, other RCLlers! How’s it going in your league? Are there any teams out there being douchey with the smack talk?! Let us know in the comments, and good luck in the next couple weeks, Razzball Nation!